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 INT. MO JOE'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY Mo Joe sits at his computer desk, staring at the screen. He swivels toward the front door, imagines it opening to the sight of Jennifer in her loin cloth and leaf-covered bikini top. He winces, glances at the print of her clothed, and the closed door returns. He sighs and turns back to his computer. The doorbell rings. Mo Joe jumps up, knocking over his chair. Swearing, he rights it and hurries to the door, opens it to find Jennifer in a summery dress. MO JOE: Well, hello there. JENNIFER: Not surprised to see me? (off his inscrutable look) I have to admit, I'm a little surprised to be here. MO JOE: (winces) Yeah well, sorry about the way I behaved the other day. (steps out of the way; when she hesitates) Don't worry. It's perfectly safe. (He turns and heads in; she follows him, leaving the door open.) JENNIFER: Providence... I met Providence. Very nice. According to Providence, I should take it as a compliment. MO JOE: (spinning toward her) Ah. So I take it she told you about my...condition. Well, I assure you I'll be on my best behavior. JENNIFER: (as they sit on couch) Much appreciated. I'm glad to hear you can control it. MO JOE: Oh, sure. Well, in some cases more than others. JENNIFER: Interesting. But it’s not just… I mean, you can see other things besides... MO JOE: Oh, very much so. I think of it as a gift, overall. So...what can I do for you? JENNIFER: (scrutinizes his face, then with relieved smile--) Sure. Just wondering if you'd thought more about selling medical marijuana, CBD in particular. (off his silence) I have a bunch of patients from my last dispensary who are in desperate need. Really, there's a growing market out there-- MO JOE & JENNIFER: No pun intended. JENNIFER: (nervous laugh, then--) Look. You don't have to put out a penny. All I'm asking is a little shelf space and that you add it to your delivery service. If I start making a profit, I promise I'll split it with you fifty-fifty. MO JOE: Fifty-fifty. (tense pause, then--) Listen. I admire your dedication, Jennifer, and I'd really like to partner with you, but first I need to make sure you understand my vision. I need to take you on a little journey. (when she looks suspicious) Nothing sexual, I promise. Of course. JENNIFER: Of course. Well...I like to keep an open mind. What exactly do you want me to do? (His eyes flash with excitement. Jennifer morphs into the loin cloth and bikini top, then back into her dress.)
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